Zero F #09 — Curse You, Pele!

March 2nd, 2012


Welcome to human cities, here’s your ridiculous hat.


Again, weren’t there assassins roaming around or something? This show needs an antagonist. Kind of badly at this point. I nominate that one girl that liked to lick Louise. Again, still curious what happened to her, and why we’re getting Monmon/Guiche shenanigans a few episodes from the end of the entire series. Especially since the cliffhanger at the end of the episode was punctuated by the local volcano acting up. Is this seriously going to be the last boss, JC Staff? An irate volcano?

Anway, almost all of this episode was spent futzing about getting ready for Tabitha’s coronation which mostly involved trying on dresses and either wardrobe malfunctions or Saito being forced to feel them up to make sure they fit right. Meanwhile, the new elves tagged along apparently and were all given ridiculous floppy hats because apparently that’s what elves wear. Despite these being desert elves. Or maybe it’s just one lice-ridden hat that they were all passing around. There was a bit of hubub and info dumping with the pope about how Saito’s new ink is totally super special and they can combine BOOST and EXPLOSION to make BOOSPLOSION, yada yada, going to die, yada yada, but does it even matter? The volcano god is mad.

And now I am reminded why one of my posts for the previous season was just a series of limericks.


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Posted in Zero no Tsukaima | 9 Comments »

9 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • GF202020 says:

    Out of the Volcano will rise Godzilla.

    ..or some giant monster.

    ..or maybe Cthulhu.

    • skies says:

      well my dick rised pretty hight in this epi

      • Nan says:

        I’m developing a theorem;

        The longer any blog is in existence, the greater the proportion of the comments being fucking creepy.

  • Wilfriback says:

    Putting my money on GF2020200’s second choice: A monster made of lava.

  • Anonymous says:

    those side characters were touching tiffania?


    only thing maybe save it maybe travel to saito’s world aka japan anyone?

  • arknoir says:

    Tom hanks would defeat that volcano.

  • Raikitsune says:

    Tom Hanks is dead!

  • uburoi says:

    This show hasn’t made any sense since the guy decided to fall in love with the violent tsundere, instead of eloping with any of the bevy of hawt maids, elves, princesses, queens, etc. Or all of them at once. Not that I’m ambitious or anything.