Softenni #09 — Sexual Euphemisms

June 2nd, 2011


I can’t stop myself today for some reason.


Fairy good, and I know I say this every week, but it could have used more of Lizzie and Kurusu acting weird. Or I guess some actual tennis this time instead of just silly super attacks. Misaki has an "invisible counter" that she uses to clock people in the face and send them through walls. Maybe they should move so it’d shoot out of bounds instead. You’d also think that Kurusu would have a way to counter that and annoy her in some manner, but she settles for riding the salamander while Asuna gets it in the face. God, that sounds like a horrible sexual euphemism. Moving on.

Otherwise, not a whole ton. Misshi went off looking for Kotone, so everybody ignored them. They flirted for awhile and he offered to do for her what he did for Lizzie the previous night, so she got a soda and some quality flirting time. Lizzie made her confess to liking Misshi too before she got it in the face… also sounding like some kind of horrible Japanese pornographic setup. Chitose was the only one able to frustrate Misaki enough to get a net-fault point by eating all of the balls.

And Hanako remains eternally caged. Poor cow.


Home invasions.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Yue says:

    This is awesome. This is what Prince of Tennis should have been but with more shirt-ripping.

  • DMZ says:

    There was fairies this episode? I mus watch.

  • Hey, you missed the EVA parody again. Kurusu as Rei was LOL.