天下制覇

I’m not even sure I understand this game. It’s Concentration, but the cards are shuffled between each pick? That’s not Concentration anymore. That’s not even up to the intellectual standards of Old Maid. To make matters worse, the Chinese apparently kidnapped the kid’s bear and turned it into… more Chinese? And try to cheat by using ancient Chinese magicks on a computer? Frankly, I miss the space sharks. They weren’t vaguely racist. Weren’t they supposed to be collecting cards or seducing Rio’s lesbian half-sister out of her clown mask or something? No, not even the slow and uncertain week due to delays motivates me to invest the time and effort required to discover the answer.