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Who needs zombies when you can be a crying teenager?

Impressions:

Well this was a waste of an episode. They’re being treated like kids and that makes them saaaaaaaaaaaaaad. They’re safe now, life’s so haaaaaaaaaaaaaaard and unfair. Until they get to give a big ol’ dramatic speech saying how awesome they are for surviving. Yeah, compared to your parents who saved enough people to start a small village, you’re bloody heroes. Maybe if you were crashing armored vehicles into walls or driving ATVs into fountains, you could have saved more than one little girl and a random dog. Speaking of fountains, I love how the Takagis are still running theirs for looks. A survival horror doesn’t work so well when one side has an army and unlimited food and water.

And don’t get your panties all twisted over the stupid orgy bus. Like most of the episode, it was just stills of a butt, breasts, and two tongues with breathless moaning. That made it slightly more relevant to the plot than Jell-o breasts lubing up and rubbing down Rei while she gasps and pants two inches from Takashi’s veg and two bits. While there weren’t as many cost cutting measures as this show has abused in the past, it was still extremely visually dull from start to finish. They didn’t even bother to half-ass Takagi’s father beheading a zombie either. Not even a still. They cut away for a baby dropping its milk, and then the zombie’s head was in the fountain. I hope it poisons them all.

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