天下制覇

How exactly does Eiko keep her butt so shiny?

Impressions:

The second DVD special is just Junko’s sister writing a love letter to Sai or her, which then gets stolen by Eiko under the assumption that it’s some kind of great ninja secret. It wasn’t quite as amusing or T&A-filled as the first DVD special, but the love letter at the start was pretty cute. Her sister’s a lot more amusing when she’s getting underfoot than just swooning over stupid Hiroshi. The next special does look like it’s back to pure T&A though… not that I’m opposed. I’m just wondering what those two are drenched with and whether or not that’s why Korone’s licking Kena.

I may as well note here too that I’m skipping covering Xebec’s godawful Abnormal Physiology OVA. Let’s just say that part 2 involved ejaculating on a pizza, and part 3 was all about cuckolding, with the boyfriend watching through the window while masturbating while the girl grinds on top of a stuffed shark. I’m perfectly fine with sexual humor, but this isn’t even funny. It’s just stating some fetish, and then the protagonist gasping. That’s not a joke. That’s not even trying. At its worst, it was poorly made pornography with silly (sillier) faces every now and then, and at its best, poorly made and boring.

Preview:

Kena and Korone lower a kitchen’s health code a few levels.