天下制覇

Well, it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve watched in the past week…

Impressions:

It exists. …Um… Is that enough? No? Sigh…

It wasn’t completely awful, but stretching this out another 33% longer than the already not particularly enthralling TV episodes didn’t help. The whole thing was basically just an excuse to dress up most of the characters slightly differently and squeeze another couple drops of blood out of the Koihime Musou stone. There were a few decent jokes, like the giant sand penis or Ultraman Zhao Yun (complete with blinking nipples), but most of the episode was spent with the characters just going "THIS IS A DIFFERENT SETTING! HERE IS HOW IT’S DIFFERENT. NOW HERE’S MY SIGNATURE GAG." And then a giant octopus appears and eats everybody’s bikini tops.

And that’s about all I want to say about that.