天下制覇

No part of this didn’t come directly from some horrible maid fetish doujin.

Impressions:

Let’s get the obligatory narrator bashing out of the way. Yes, dammit, I can see that Ryoko is blushing. You do not need to proceed to then tell me that she’s blushing. Shut the hell up.

This ended up easily being my favorite episode of this show thus far, simply because it is extremely unintentionally hilarious. Stop me at the point where this stops sounding like a porno. A guy saves a maid, so she shows up at his home, ready to serve his every whim, keeping him up all night. Meanwhile, the guy is living with an older woman who writes girl porn (seriously, have you ever tried to read one of those bad romance novels? The words "throbbing manhood" feature prominently), which his friend is an avid fan of. They all get together, and he spills coffee on his pants, prompting said maid to drag him off to ‘treat’ him. She then collapses, and has to be nursed back to health, so all her friends dress up as maids, strip her naked, and bring out the mechanical magic hand with giant vibrating sausage fingers. The maid then goes off to ‘serve’ the porn-friend.

The only part that wasn’t straight from bad pornography was the generic-as-hell "friends support each other" and Otsu’s sudden sob story about her brother dying to save her. Seriously, JCStaff. Where the hell did that come from? That’s Angel Beats level inaninity. At least it was over quick. I sure hope inanity is a word. I’ve also already forgotten which fairy tail this was supposed to be based on. Probably Rumpelstiltskin given the recent trends. I enjoyed the episode regardless, mostly in spite of itself, so I can’t really complain that much. I’m not sure that should be counted as praise though. I’m not even sure they missed a single porn cliche since they even managed to include quasi-incestuous siblings in the orgy dinner that finally tuckered the sex-starved Otsu out.