天下制覇

Where did Japan even get this bizarre idea from?

Impressions:

Well, if there’s one thing JCStaff knows how to do well, it’s make DVD specials. This was better than about 95% of that forsaken show in only four and a half minutes. The short was a continuation of Mitsuko’s hologram T&A filler and about Uiharu rubbing various lotions on other people. First Mikoto, then Saten. Partway through, Kuroko replaced the lotion with one of Japan’s magical date-rape aphrodisiacs which immediately puts women into heat and shows up entirely often in their fiction. End results: Saten molests Uiharu, Mikoto electro-molests Kuroko, and Mitsuko’s snake molests her.

Remember, it’s up to you to support the molestation of characters from terrible shows.

And FYI, I’ll get to translating Railgun’s Panties (it was out yesterday) whenever I can acquire a copy. Since Melonbooks et all won’t ship overseas, I’m kind of stuck for now. Come on, Japan. Digital distribution. Get with the times. Let me give you my $9. Sheesh.