天下制覇

Whoa. Why can’t all the episodes be like this?

Impressions:

Wow. I don’t know where the second half of this episode came from, but I like it. Now we’re finally getting somewhere. Sure, it could have definitely been better animated and Hattori could stand to be so much less of a wet blanket when Sai A-chan is finally crushing limbs indiscriminantly, but man… more limb crushing and beam cannons please. Even Kena’s showing that she’s far far sharper than she’s been letting on, both immediately foiling Fujiko’s plan and turning it to their own advantage. I choose to believe that the lesbian orgy at the end was just a lucky happenstance. Sure, it’s no severed head, but I’m sure Fujiko enjoyed it.

Sadly, that’s just the second half. The first half dragged to hell and back with more plodding explainations about magic magick and… man… I don’t even remember what else anymore. It was basically all just foreshadowing for the second half anyway, not that a single one of us is surprised that the girl who masturbates in front of her severed brother’s head is an evil mage. You probably think that I’m joking about her masturbating too, but no. That threesome with Sai and the severed head is almost looking like a certainty at this point. They also very briefly introduced the student council, but basically just did a roll call before hopping into Kena’s magical rice cooker and the adventures beyond.

Brief Summary:

Short flashback about Fujiko’s brother dying and her vowing to become stronger. Back in real-time, Sai learns about Hattori’s fight against the black magic users at the school while Korone performs penis checks. He meets briefly with the student council, who are quite interested with him, and then tries to make a move on Korone’s tail again to get a chance to go deal with Hattori. Kena busts in and monopolizes their time for awhile with rantings about rice before Sai tries to get her to leave. Kena, ever the wingman, doesn’t want to get in the way of him and Korone being naughty, so runs off. Korone gets her tail pulled and Sai heads out.

He’s attacked from behind once inside and immediately goes into full-on demon mode, crushing arms and limbs of his attackers. Even moreso when they drag out his beaten lackey. Unfortunately, Hattori shows up to spoil Sai’s fun by being a damp rag. Sai goes for the drug/gun Fujiko gave him, but the pills are missing. Hattori lays down the law before running off. Unfortunately, Hattori’s within her rights to obliterate him basically, so Sai’s got no real choice but to fight. Hattori’s feelings are still conflicted, and Kena’s watching her invisibly.

The next day, Hattori’s entire executor squad attacks Sai, but when they go one on one, Kena interrupts them and tells everybody how close the two are and the vow they made. The students turn on Hattori and she’s forced to join Sai to protect herself. Korone shoots a huge blast at them, which Sai deflects into the air and turns into rice that makes everybody high. The rice was made with the drugs that Fujiko gave him (heavily diffused), which Kena stole. Korone confirms them to have black magic infused in them. That night, Fujiko’s trapped under a pile of horny girls being forced to ‘enjoy’ her just deserts.