Kämpfer #10 — Nätsuru’s Things
December 3rd, 2009
Shizuku likes being "his thing."
Impressions:
Mind control is pretty much certain now, although I’m certainly not ruling out the possibility that Natsuru’s just a moron and somebody decided to finally take advantage of that. It remains to be seen whether Sakura’s a pawn, the mastermind, a pawn pretending to be the mastermind, or maybe the mastermind pretending to be a pawn pretending to… you know what, that’s entirely too complex for this show. Aliens did it. Or maybe the Spaniards that they kidnapped for the Salsa background music this episode.
It’s a little worrying to me that we’re now two episodes from the end and absolutely nothing feels like it’s wrapping up at all. Nomad’s been having trouble with the whole "ending" thing for the past couple years. We lack any kind of menacing antagonist, and what little plot there is doesn’t feel like it’s working towards any kind of conclusion, especially when they take time out from Sakura’s brainwashing for comic relief between Akane and Mikoto. Or Sakura and Akane dividing up ownership of Natsuru’s breasts. Maybe they’ll spring a surprise second set of 12 episodes where they bother to have a plot… or antagonists that do something other than run away or act as pimps.
The mind control theory for Sakura was a lot stronger this episode. Her mode of speech changed a bit, as well as Natsuru’s being hypnotized after the ear licking and forgetting what happened, although it’s a bit hard to tell exactly what the hell Sakura’s goal is here. Maybe she’s trying to cause a rift between the blues and reds by brainwashing Natsuru into dry humping Shizuku. Lord knows that Akane and Mikoto are not the most stable of lesbians. Joke’s on her anyway, Natsuru has no testicles in either form. It’s also not like Shizuku wasn’t asking for it… and more than a little bizarre that her kiss would break the brainwashing in the middle of the attempted mounting and make him think of Sakura again. But anyway, the Whites know that the two Natsurus are the same, so if Sakura was Sakura, pushing Natsuru onto Shizuku is not a good way to get… uh… Natsuru.
And finally, the desperate lesbian award of the episode goes to Akane, who was willing to have an indirect kiss with Natsuru through Shizuku. Beause, you know… kissing Shizuku who kissed Natsuru is the same as kissing Natsuru. A clear demonstration of the lesbian transitive property.
Preview:
Showdown with ‘Sakura.’
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first place….yuppi
looks like lot fun is ahade …. shizuku ROCKS…
little bit sakura (bitch) is going to reveled …