Princess Lover! #11 — Hug, Kiss, Kill

September 13th, 2009


Ugh. UGH.


Let me get this straight. The princess of a foreign country is kidnapped by terrorists, and one of the richest men in the world sends his grandson, a butler, an heiress, and her crazily dressed guards to rescue her with nothing but his grandson’s motorcycle and a couple horses? Seriously, they didn’t even spring for walkie talkies. They had one of those crazy military phones strapped to a guard’s back… and the guards looked like they escaped from a marching band. I’ve seen paintball teams that were better funded than this. And as it turns out, this whole thing was caused by GMW Stubbins being embarrased by getting caught trying to pick Teppei’s grandfather’s pocket? "I broke in to steal petty change and watches from a rich man’s party, and was caught, so now I’m going to start a terrorist enterprise and get my revenge on his entire family." Really? Really!? And GMW Stubbins didn’t want his woman shooting Teppei and Charlotte, so he shot her… so he could then gloat and shoot them? I clearly need to be drinking something stronger while I watch this. Maybe I’ll move up from absinthe to cyanide.

While marginally better than the last couple weeks, the first 15 minutes were still Teppei moping around while the other girls monologued at him before hugging or kissing him. He had a bit more of a positive attitude this time, but that didn’t change the fact that it was all completely unnecessary, unless for some reason, you haven’t yet checked off Yuu and Sylvia as the ‘losers’ of this relationship web, although at this point, Teppei’s not much of a catch. Aaaaaaaaand Charlotte shrieked and whined about how bored she was while being held at gunpoint by terrorists some more. Great.


The maid discovers penises; is pleased.

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14 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Chen says:

    Your anguish only makes my penis harder!

  • Anonymous says:

    Next week looks to be promising.

  • Tensho says:

    Love the old man riding the bike and come “OJOUSAMA!!!!!”

  • Irie says:

    Really can’t criticize the show for it’s lack of reality. It’s never really had any. The first terrorist attack would never happen in a major city with a heavily armed security force and adequate building surveillance. You’re also not going to transport 30 heavily arm terrorist through a major city and still not get some early warning. For this episode, why not just divert the rails or damage the locomotive. I mean, yeah there is no logic here.

    From a purely entertainment point of view, it was a much better episode than last week. It moved along pretty well and was light humor. The scenes with Charlotte & the terroist are getting a bit old though.

  • neir says:

    I still think that your naming GMW Stubbins has been one of the highlights of this show. You should name people more often.

    Also, try araq. It’s Israeli/middle eastern, made from licorice, and absolutely horrendous. It’s also dirt cheap, and can make your pipes cleaner than the day you got them.

    • Nanaya says:

      Just to clarify, did you mean that that stuff will clean your body’s system, or are you saying that we should stuff it down the house’s plumbing?

  • Vexius says:

    Haltman’s reason for revenge was so so stupid…

    It was pretty funny seeing Alfred the combat butler pump weights and kicking ass.

    Is it just me or does Teppei seem like a boring main protagonist?

  • kanye west says:

    yo gmw stubbins, i’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but you are the lamest villain of all time.