天下制覇

Ugh. UGH.

Impressions:

Let me get this straight. The princess of a foreign country is kidnapped by terrorists, and one of the richest men in the world sends his grandson, a butler, an heiress, and her crazily dressed guards to rescue her with nothing but his grandson’s motorcycle and a couple horses? Seriously, they didn’t even spring for walkie talkies. They had one of those crazy military phones strapped to a guard’s back… and the guards looked like they escaped from a marching band. I’ve seen paintball teams that were better funded than this. And as it turns out, this whole thing was caused by GMW Stubbins being embarrased by getting caught trying to pick Teppei’s grandfather’s pocket? "I broke in to steal petty change and watches from a rich man’s party, and was caught, so now I’m going to start a terrorist enterprise and get my revenge on his entire family." Really? Really!? And GMW Stubbins didn’t want his woman shooting Teppei and Charlotte, so he shot her… so he could then gloat and shoot them? I clearly need to be drinking something stronger while I watch this. Maybe I’ll move up from absinthe to cyanide.

While marginally better than the last couple weeks, the first 15 minutes were still Teppei moping around while the other girls monologued at him before hugging or kissing him. He had a bit more of a positive attitude this time, but that didn’t change the fact that it was all completely unnecessary, unless for some reason, you haven’t yet checked off Yuu and Sylvia as the ‘losers’ of this relationship web, although at this point, Teppei’s not much of a catch. Aaaaaaaaand Charlotte shrieked and whined about how bored she was while being held at gunpoint by terrorists some more. Great.

Preview:

The maid discovers penises; is pleased.