Zero no Tsukaima ~ The Princesses’ Rondo #08 — I Need a Creative Outlet

August 25th, 2008


An experiment in prose never to be repeated ever again.

Poetry Hour:

Kirche and Colbert of the flame
Having sex in public… no shame.
As for how he survived,
It’s really quite contrived
The answer is apparently "A wizard’s to blame."

So they decide to see with their own eyes
What woman Saito was thinking about last night in the disguise
Tiffania’s sorry ass
Pulls out a magnifying glass
And then the exposition starts out from between Louise’s thighs

Oh right, there’s also some crappy elf
Who takes down Tabitha and Sylpheed all by himself
Isn’t it a bit late
To introduce more characters we’ll hate
While you’ve got an evil clown and its master still on the shelf?

So yeah, this episode didn’t really entertain me one bit,
Hopefully Henrietta’ll leave the story and split
As for the rest…
Who cares? It’s a mess.
My brain is trying to escape, I can feel it.


What kind of preview
Has just a bunch of faces 
And some poor fat kid?

Posted in Zero no Tsukaima | 9 Comments »

9 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Lenneth says:

    Poem > ZnT screencaps

    ‘What kind of preview
    Has just a bunch of faces
    And some poor fat kid?’

    Apparently, ZnT’s no?

  • rozen says:

    poem = win.

    Good job.

  • UlCopt says:

    Kirche and Colbert WTF??

  • Hinano says:

    LOOL you sorta fell apart on that last verse but great job overall! XD

  • Totali says:

    I’d give it a 7.7 out of 10.

  • Heavybell says:

    You never fail to amuse me. o_o

  • Solaris says:

    Oh My LOL! teh poem XD

  • MFreezer says:

    AABBA rhyming pattern – man, I wish I paid more attention to college English…

  • Webos says:

    Louise needs to fall down into a ditch and never come back.