Zero no Tsukaima ~ Siesta’s Interstellar Ass #06 — MonMon’s STD Adventure

August 10th, 2008


Girls molesting girls is silly!


As expected, no real plot in this episode at all until the last 30 seconds when Tabitha gets called away because her family is in danger or they need a magical widget or something. It’s not really important except to kick the party out of the school and get them wandering around the country side again. The important part is the ramifications of Siesta’s ass. Sometimes it emits enough light to illuminate a museum, other times it’s a black hole, sucking in all light in its general vicinity. I have a theory that it was a star going supernova which collapsed between those two times and formed a black hole. It certainly doesn’t bode well for anybody trying to get into her knickers though. Gravity enough to destroy light is probably the most efficent chastity belt imaginable.

Anyway, basically Siesta dropped a love potion that Jess and Scarron foisted off onto her and MonMon ended up getting a face full of it. This one was a bit more potent though, and spread when they kissed other people. MonMon took Louise, the two failed to tagteam Jess and Tabitha, but MonMon managed to snag Beatrice, giving Louise the distraction to snag Tabitha. The four couldn’t get Tif, despite Louise burying her face in her elfpillows, but it did let MonMon bring Scarron into the fold, who got a knee to the crotch for trying to get Saito before Tif wiped all of the magic out. I suppose the reveal that Tif is a pretty powerful mage would be more shocking if she wasn’t enrolled in a magic school… and part elf. Elves and magic go hand in hand.

While it was a little lame at the the start, once MonMon was off and frenching everything with two legs, things got a lot more amusing. The whole "Siesta pulls Saito off for master-maid training" thing was pretty lame and dumb, but I had an idiot grin on my face for most of the rest of the episode, so I can’t really complain. Intelligent, it was not, but it was definitely one of the more amusing episode from this season.


The evil clown at the end of the episode means it’s back to plot. And more evil clowns. Oh boy.

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6 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • jeffng9 says:

    tired… *yawns*

  • iidingoii says:

    oh man no whip cream, I knew they wouldn’t dare .I KNEW IT!

  • Captain Jackenape says:

    Soooo…. yeah…. Um, anything new? Just the wierd he-she popping up again?
    Screw it, I’m gonna go watch Re-runs of Captain tylor.

  • Aroduc says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Captain Tylor.

  • Captain Jackenape says:

    shit was class, and you know it Aroduc.
    Any “hero” who can who can single-handedly win a war with a crappy ship by pure luck is by default awesome.

  • sage says:

    other times it’s a black hole

    Does it count as having jammed it in if my penis gets engulfed by that?

    Because if it does, I’d totally do it.