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…dachi!

Impressions:

Well, let’s start with the bad. We’re back to a six and a half minute episode. Why do you do this to me, Penguin Girl? I love you. Please give me more. Please?

The good is that is was a hilarious little mini-episode. It was fairly predictible all the way and featured a lot of Xia Ci (dachi!), but I love the fang look on any girl and she’s got enough energy to carry this as far as they want to take it. I wish they had Marie around some more, but this is fine too. Cowboy Kujira riding on Xia Ci in Pengy’s fantasy was especially hilarious. Sebastian’s overprotective antics also never fail to amuse me. Xia Ci subtly pulling a 4 foot long sword from her cleavage was also a subtly delivered joke that I had to rewind and check a second time just to make sure I saw what I saw.

Man… I have nothing more to say. Six minutes and thirty seconds… come on Pengy Girl. I want mooooooooooore!

Penguin Girl OP #6

Athletics at school. Xia Ci is emitting her killing aura in Pengy’s direction dachi. A ball rolls up to her and Nene asks for it back. Instead, Xia takes her chance and decides to KILL THAT BITCH. GOLDEN SHOOOOOOOT.

The ball rockets towards Pengy’s head, but explodes just before hitting her. No way! The Golden Shoot can’t fail! Only one thing to try… GOLDEN SHOOOOOOOOOOOT DOUBLE! But both balls explode again. What is that crazy technique that Pengy’s using? Nah, it’s Seb with a sniper rifle.

Later, we’re in the locker room and Xia Ci is still plotting Pengy’s death. She can’t let Kujira hurt… so now’s her chance. She pulls a sword out of her clevage and rushes out, but as she charges, the sword is destroyed, and then her clothes follow suit. Xia Ci runs off… SHE’LL REMEMBER THIS!

It was Seb again, who has razor wire and is hanging above them. Kujira beats him for peeping on the girls in the locker room.

Xia Ci wanders through town, thinking that she needs to become stronger. A maid stops her…

The next day, Xia Ci leaves class on her own. Kujira is curious, but Xia waves her off and just heads out.

As the other girls walk home, they wonder what’s up with Xia. Pengy is off in her own little world and wants to go to a certain cafe. That’s fine with Kujira.

It’s a maid cafe, to the surprise of nobody. Pengy plays there too. In fact, they even have a new maid too… Xia Ci. Everybody’s surprised, but Xia explains that she needs to become more like Pengy to learn how she works.

Flashback to the maid… she was recruiting for the cafe and Xia went off into her own little world and decided that it would be how to ultimately defeat Pengy.

Kujira’s incredulous. Pengy thinks that it’s only natural. A moemoe maid can do anything! Serve their master, find romance, everything!

Xia Ci’s kind of embarassed! But Pengy’s gone all starry eyed about the glory of maids.

Xia is pissed and throws off her uniform. FINISHING STRIKE! And there goes the maid uniform. That awakens Pengy’s killer spirit and she slaps Xia.

A maid’s uniform is her life! Pengy beats the crap out of Xia in a flailing glompy manner.

Sebastian’s there too in a maid uniform. he’s been touched by Pengy’s awesome speech on the glory of maids.