Kanokon #06 — Footjobs and Sex Games

May 10th, 2008

 

I can’t wait to see what Google sends my way on this one.

Impressions:

I think my tolerance for Kanokon has just about run out, especially with the far more fun Penguin Girl airing on the same day. This episode was just very very very predictible and boring as sin. Plus, as I’ve mentioned in the past, I do not understand the Japanese fetishism surrounding their ugly as sin school bathing suits. They creep me out. They’re the kind of thing a drab industrialist society would put on their women to sap them of their individuality and physical attractiveness… or am I being redundant since this is Japan afterall? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I have to admit… seeing a ninja in the next episode preview has me hopeful. You can’t go wrong with ninjas. On the other hand, it’s about the dynamic duo getting locked in a freezer or something. I question how much ninja there will actually be.

At any rate, Chizuru shows up to take Kouta out for New Years celebrations, but not before attempting her usual seduction antics and then forcing him into play Monogomy: The Hot Game for Married Couples. You’d think that if the doofus didn’t want to bang her, he’d opt for Shogi instead of a game forcing him to massage, caress, and otherwise grope her, but Kouta’s lack of braincells has already long since been established. After Nozomu shows up and strips to be like Chizuru (forgetting that she doesn’t have a bathing suit on), they all head out to the festival proper where Asahina shows us that she’s a mean drunk and Chizuru fellates a hot dog. Yup. That’s all that happened. The 6 minutes of Penguin Girl had about as much plot.

Preview:

 Ninjas and bilzzards.

Posted in Kanokon | 15 Comments »

15 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Gil says:
    May 10, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Well, at least we have a new char next episode. (a seemingly cute one too).

  • sea says:
    May 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    How did Chizuru get them so flat?

  • Shinji103 says:
    May 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Dear god….it’s a miracle how big-breasted girls can get so flat in a kimono.

  • shadow says:
    May 10, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Other clone of love hina

  • bob says:
    May 10, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    so if you can’t stand Kanokon and still blog it then why did you give up on kamen no maid guy so early?

  • Aroduc says:
    May 11, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Because Kanokon was far more fun to write about. Also, there are two shows on Saturday that I enjoy far more than Maid Guy, wheras all that’s on Friday is the 8 minutes or so of Penguin Girl.

  • sage says:
    May 11, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Please stop watching this shit. I beg you.

  • bob says:
    May 13, 2008 at 10:24 am

    i think Aroduc is watching this because he got nothing to blog on that day

  • -Z- says:
    May 13, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    …well at least I can get more screenshots of delicious chizuru here than waiting around on iichan. *sweat*

    let’s be real, the real reason to watch this show is chizuru. if you care about the plot you just prod the guys translating the manga to hurry up; at least the manga doesn’t portray kouta as being mister spineless.
    it also doesn’t try to make him look and sound like grade A shotacon material.

    “put on their women to sap them of their physical attractiveness…”
    luckily, chizuru is immune to that effect. :3

    oh, and to “sage”, why do you feel a need to beg him to not watch something? is he forcing you to watch it too or whatever? you remind me of the guy who trolled omni’s blog: “I hate it so nobody else is allowed to like it”.
    it’s clear enough aroduc is losing interest, so it’s not like you need to troll him to get him to stop watching, much as I hope not, because DELICIOUS CHIZURU.

  • Xaki says:
    May 13, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    The episodes are getting more and more distasteful.

    I am hoping that they would seriously clean up on the retard antics already. Getting to be more and more “to my limit” on this series!

  • Jim says:
    June 8, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    It’s pretentious, unwarranted self-important people like you who go on and on about how every show should have a “plot” and “character development” who make me wonder if y’all like T&A(and vice versa for the equally, if not more pretentious females) at all. Probably not, since you’re too busy over analyzing some admittedly, simple, cock-teasing anime that’s not up to your “intellectual” standards.

  • zaza says:
    August 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • killer says:
    October 10, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    aew mto foda kra sem noçao…. xD

  • artist says:
    December 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    i am an artist and recently my customers have been raving for H pics of this anime so i watched it and i agree… a bit plotless kinda like a porn hmmm connection.. end

  • Random says:
    September 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Its junk food entertainment do doubt, but hey, its good to indulge every once in a while