天下制覇

So I says to Mavis, "Mavis," I says, "Remember that game Archon for the PC/NES?" and Mavis says "WHAT!?" and I says "Mavis! Put your hearing aid in." So Mavis says "I can’t hear you, let me put my hearing aid in." Then I says to Mavis I says "Mavis, remember that game Archon?" and Mavis says "Yes, he was a bonny child," and I continues anyway since Mavis is having one of her moods, "Mavis," I says, "You know what I always thought would improve that game? If they replaced the pieces with cardboard cutouts of Haruhi characters dressed up in medieval attire," and Mavis says "No thank you, they give me wind."