Hybrid x Heart Yada Yada #01 — I Miss Creative Censorship

July 3rd, 2016

 

If there's no penetration, it's not porn!

A little belated, but this was pre-broadcast on Nico sans OP and ED (presumably, it was only 20.5 minutes). Actual broadcast begins on Tuesday, July 5th. On AT-X, you perverts.

Impressions:

This begins in the honeymoon suite with a disco ball spinning and a girl masturbating on some guy's leg. I am not being coy here. She spends 90 sends humping his leg to orgasm until he helps by grabbing her ass and spreading it while light erupts around them in a haphazard attempt to censor it. She leaves, and another one comes in to be molested. Thankfully (?), before that can happen, he gets sucked into a flashback, showing that the intro was actually a flashforward, and then he and one of the Tit Bearers get sucked into flashbacks within the flashbacks before stripping in public and masturbating through a transformation sequence to another orgasm. Then she would get knocked out of the sky and need to be molested.

And yet, I think the most impressive thing that this accomplished was that it managed to take shoving heavy artillery into a robo-monster's mouth and make it boring. The action is speedlines with little plinks showing supposed fire. When something needs to die, they cut far off into the distance to show an exposion. And obviously, around a third of the damn episode is spent on just straight up softcore pornography. Which the dickless protagonist has to be henpecked into and then berated for doing it. Therein lies the difference between him and, say, the hero of that Antihero show who went around groping everyone, and what ultimately sinks this more than any amount of pornographic material orl non-animated action ever could. He is not a character. He is not an actor in this story. He is literally just a sex toy for the females to masturbate on. And they ain't winning any awards for personality either.

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9 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    So this is what happens when the average low budget hentai production forgets about the intercourse part.

  • residentgrigo says:

    It´s nice to see that Berserk isn´t the worst anime this season, so there is that . Jesus Christ what did GEMBA do to my favorite manga?

  • Opulent Rag says:

    Eh, not at all that impressed with this one, even for an action softcore porn anime. After seeing shit like DxD, Testament and Valkyrie Drive (especially Valkyrie Drive) I can’t even get a little bit interested, probably if the cut the dude out completely and just made another lesbian fanservice anime.

  • The Phantom says:

    It is a fanservice show, alright I accept that, but then why is full of censorship everywhere? is like action with black screens on the action parts, or comedy muted during the jokes/laughs, it makes no sense!

    jingoi says:

    uncensored broadcast is later.

  • Di Gi Kazune says:

    Your 3rd cap immediately put me off the show without even reading further. huge boobs should just be in a porno.

    Opulent Rag says:

    Pfft, then there even more disappointing because for some UNBELIEVABLE reason most of them don’t even do design or jiggle physics right. I’m serious, how do you fuck up making boobs sexy in hentai?

    Di Gi Kazune says:

    Because they don’t have enough money to animate? :P

  • Sanjuro says:

    I could make it to the first orgasm before I lost patience. I’m all for big anime boobs but something about this rubbed me the wrong way. If I was the girl and the show was the protag, I would not have climaxed at all.