天下制覇

That's past junk in the trunk and more like a landfill.

Impressions:

And here we have a show that makes Lance n' Masques look positively mediocre. It kicked off with about five straight minutes of CGI nonsense tooling around with bad exposition over that… and that was to be the highlight of the episode. The rest of it was sitting around and… I think I'd normally call it trying too hard, but I don't think there was any trying at all that went into this. The shower scene with the butt hanging about a foot too low, the commander who might as well have been doing jazz hands and yelling "WAAAACKY!" and then the tightened harness system that squeezed her, causing her tits to grow five sizes (which the direction made sure to frame repeatedly), and her to blush, squirm, and moan. Because, you know, squeeze a girl with an A cup enough and they explode into D cups. That's how anatomy works after all.

The rest of the episode was spent sitting around and having chatsies. See how exciting our setting is? We sit around in the cold, talking. And talking. And talking. And then talking some more. By the way, did you know you're a princess? Here's some exposition in case you forgot. And here's some shots of snow. Does this not hook you!? Is this not what you wanted? Oh, and here's a moose. See? We can animate something. Whew. That was 3 seconds of hard work. Back to talking heads and shots of mountains. But wait, the cliffhanger for next week is that we might get to see some more terrible CGI crap bouncing off of invulnerable giant marbles. Ex-goddamned-citing!