Food Wars #01 — Tentacle Rape

April 3rd, 2015

  

That escalated.

There are eight new shows airing tomorrow, two at around 3am my time. Granted, two are sequels which I doubt I will have anything to say about (and one that I may very well skip entirely), but it will be a rather long haul with likely a break in between to recover.

Impressions:

Well, this was certainly about fourteen degrees trashier than I expected. It began with a girl taking a bite of delicious rice, which tasted so good that it gave her an instant orgasm and caused their clothing to pop off.  I rolled my eyes a bit at this point. And then he forcefed one of them a piece of squid, whereupon it sent her into a delusion of being violently and viciously raped by a giant squid. No, I am not kidding. There is really no way to take this besides “eating his food is like being furiously raped with multiple monster dicks.” After the OP played, Evil Business Woman showed up, and when she bent down, her chest took an entire second to catch up and then another few seconds to stop jiggling. In the second half, he cooked something so good that after making her orgasm and start squirming her legs and masturbating against the table, it turned them all into his sex slaves just smelling it, and a bite made their clothes explode while spraying torrents of yellow liquid at their crotches. So, okay. It’s going to be that kind of show, is it? This doesn’t include the part where his raw overwhelming cooking aura wowed them so much. He was using a goddamned pepper shaker.

So basically, take Yakitate and instead of having weird fantasies ending in puns, replace that with masturbating. And replace the random baking trivia with more masturbating. Not so much parody, as simply adding gushing crotches, wildly flailing breasts, and tentacles rocketing into vaginas like ballistic missiles. It’s no wonder they use all female main tasters. Otherwise, that’d probably get really awkward really fast. I’m sure some people will defend it as a joke or parody (or what, I have no idea), but there’s not really anything here except the sleaziness, and you know that there are people out there touching themselves to it.

Posted in Anime | 9 Comments »

9 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Blas says:
    April 3, 2015 at 4:43 pm

    mhhh succulent!

  • Sanjuro says:
    April 3, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    http://tenka.seiha.org/images2015/food1/32.jpg
    I imagine this is what happens when their are male tasters.

  • shadow says:
    April 3, 2015 at 7:40 pm

    The porn of food, and the boy ever win.

  • Dynellen says:
    April 4, 2015 at 12:10 am

    At least it’s equal opportunity story, there’s several male tasters in the series and they are drawn in equal detail in their scenes (including some slightly older, very muscular men drawn in great detail).

    And the artist was one of the biggest selling h-manga authors before being picked up by Jump so yeah.

  • jingoi says:
    April 4, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    yup, only here for the ecchi, have no desire to care about the characters.

  • The Phantom says:
    April 4, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    Was there really nothing better to turn into anime show, REALLY? I lasted until the tentacle rape, it was eyerolling indeed.

    • icymirage says:
      April 5, 2015 at 5:23 pm

      In other words, you’re saying you didn’t even last 5 minutes. That’s what she said.

  • Germanguy says:
    April 11, 2015 at 3:39 am

    Ep 02:

    Well, they surprise us. I was thinking he will enter without problems, but perhaps it was good that our MC was brought to Ground from this Princess. It was not good for him to Fly in these High and Mighty Clouds of him. He was to self aware into near less be egoistic. But i bet the Male that tasted his food in the End is the Chairman, and overpower the decision of this Girl.. Or the Anime would end, even before starting

    Yes, storytelling is entertainment