July 24th, 2014
I’ve had my fill for the week, thanks.
What an awful episode following on the tail of the abysmal one last week. Our protagonist continues to simply wander from point A to B at the behest of whoever the hell tells him to, and then do nothing but stare helplessly like he’s a damn vase while they just spew out whatever the random ass crap that’s on their mind is. Oh wait, sometimes he repeats it back. He’s not a vase, he’s all the way up to incontinent flightless parrot with the way he leaks bodily fluids. But I know that there are probably people somewhere breathlessly panting over the depth and specialness of the human x ghoul or chicken spitting up scenes that had goddamned nothing to do with anything… just pissing into the wind and calling it deeeeep on the tail of an episode that spent a chunk of time jerking off to a 5th grader’s deep thoughts on masks… which still has yet to be relevant in any way whatsoever. That is what really depresses me.
The entire first half of this episode was just inane filler, then a cheesecake shot of him naked in the shower, then he ‘fought’ a fat naked man on CGI floors (because christ, we can’t go anywhere without some damn CGI floors). And by ‘fought’ I mean mostly self-narrated to himself while the announcer further narrated it. Exciting. And honestly, how did this moron even survive up to this point? He just goes wherever anybody tells him to. Some fey older man clearly on drugs because he’s wearing a sweater that could induce psychotic episodes in mice told him to come have a good time? Well, okay. He seems trustworthy. Just like that guy who gave me candy from the back of his van when I was little. Are you trying to get raped? Because this is how you get raped.
Getting progressively more annoyed.