天下制覇

The more I think about this show, the more fires I want to set.

Impressions:

Oh boy. A show that didn’t begin with CG. Be still my beating heart. No, instead, we begin with antisocial pissant bitch complaining about his life in an internal monologue. Oh, and he’s introduced to the lead female in a convenient flutter of wind and cherry blossoms, which then prompts a flashback and internal monologue introducing her? Followed by more flashbacks and internal blathering? I swear to Flavor Flav, Japan. If it was in my power to fly to your country and slap the knuckles of your writers with a trout every time they put something like this down on paper, I would.

Suffice it to say, it’s exactly what it says on the box. Yet another exceedingly generic, half-assed, poorly produced light novel adaptation about an antisocial guy and his club cum harem of women slobbering over him. Him growling at her about a third into the episode may have been the most creative and interesting thing that the entire episode did. For a moment, I had the hope that a third character showing up would mean they’d do something other than sit in an empty room with their hands in their laps. And so they moved to the home ec room where they cooked skipped over them actually cooking to just stand next to each other. Until it was time for more flashbacks.

So atrocious production, zero direction, whiny obnoxious characters, and not even eventful to try to pretend otherwise. I guess the music’s kind of soothing, but that’s it. This show makes me want to set fires just on the off chance that the creators could be in some way negatively affected by it.