Hayate Cuties #01 — Monster Portable 3

April 8th, 2013

 

Yawn.

Impressions:

Ah yes. The show that tries to solve the mystery of why this series still exists. It keeps respawning, declaring "This time will be different! We’ll have a new gimmick this time! It’ll be in America! With aliens!" This one was supposed to be that each episode would focus on a different character each week, which is already kind of what it did in its initial run to introduce everyone, and yet for some reason, this episode literally went down the entire cast in a checklist just in case you had forgotten anybody after nearly a hundred episodes.

Not that I actually really paid much attention, but hey, there was always the very very outside chance that Manglobe would have a sudden attack of competence or decide to say "screw it" and just go all Milky Holmes on the characters. Or add a plot. Or put some effort into production. But it’s just business as usual here. Boring, slow, reintroductiontastic business as usual. "Here’s these characters again. ………………Huzzah." And then wait for the checks from the new singles to clear.

Next Episode:

 

Close ups of faces.

Posted in Anime | 6 Comments »

6 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • OverMaster says:

    “It features naked Hinagiku, seen from the shoulders up! That’ll net us top notch ratings!”

  • Catz says:

    More timing!

  • jingoi says:

    How much longer is that bulls*** tactic going to work?

  • anise_punter says:

    Needs more little girl on little girl violence.

  • icymirage says:

    Can they just let this series die already? It’s just not funny anymore =/

  • Gorilla13 says:

    Till she bares her nekkid punani and forced to make a hentai out of it like most “idols” nowadays…