February 2nd, 2013
Then again, a keyblade probably would’ve helped.
The Pre-est PreCure that ever Pre-ed a Cure. So much Pre that they had to and I’m bored of this game already.
In I think a new Pretty Cure record, this one waited 30 seconds before the first tentacle monster attacked someone, and then she stood there dripping sweat everywhere. The new style (unsurprisingly) reminds me a lot of Casshern Sins, complete with freakish fish-eyed monster people. I don’t even know what to say about this. It’s something out of Tartarus that can only be defeated by having a virgin cover its head with a left handed lamb’s pelt.
And they’re apparently fighting the Heartless this season too.
Beginning with crabs.
Crabs lasting two weeks.
Thank you and good night.
Kill it! Kill it with fire!