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Then again, a keyblade probably would’ve helped.

Non-Impressions:

The Pre-est PreCure that ever Pre-ed a Cure. So much Pre that they had to and I’m bored of this game already.

In I think a new Pretty Cure record, this one waited 30 seconds before the first tentacle monster attacked someone, and then she stood there dripping sweat everywhere. The new style (unsurprisingly) reminds me a lot of Casshern Sins, complete with freakish fish-eyed monster people. I don’t even know what to say about this. It’s something out of Tartarus that can only be defeated by having a virgin cover its head with a left handed lamb’s pelt.

And they’re apparently fighting the Heartless this season too.

Beginning with crabs.

Crabs lasting two weeks.

Thank you and good night.

Preview:

Kill it! Kill it with fire!