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Yawn.

Impressions:

Back to boring blandness with such hilarious jokes as "What if we call you ‘darling?’" "You can’t do that!!" I long for the sophisticated humor of Thursday’s shows already. And that is how we spent the first segment. "Let’s give a nickname to this inanimate object." You’d think they’d at least be able to pick nicknames better than vibrator nicknames. Papa Smurf, The Tickler, and Sandra Day O’Connor are all better than anything they came up with. 

Anyway, the second segment had his editor try to seduce him to find out if he could only get it up for his sister while he stood there with all the presence and dignity of a stripper pole through the entire thing. Lastly, Red locked herself in a storehouse with him, where he finally showed a little personality… by screaming and running in terror. Fantastic. Akiko’s cuteness was about the only thing the show got right early on. With her being elbowed out completely, the only thing left really is Anastasia’s occasional decent remark, and an episode with barely any of of her either leaves nada.