Rio Runs Out of Ideas, Goes Lesbian and Foreign

January 25th, 2011

I think I’ve reached a good balance with this show. I have no clue what’s actually going on anymore, but it’s hilarious to stick my head in and see what it’s inflicting on the world. This wasn’t even the ‘main event’ of the episode either. That was reserved for a skeet shooting contest between Rio and her ‘close friend’ that she sleeps naked with. Totally not lesbians though. Straight as the rainbow alliance known as Nanoha and Fate. Clothes explode on missed shots, but unfortunately, they only miss four between them and lose a hat, arm band, and two buttons off shorts and a vest betwen them combined. There’s not even a metaworld. Just some crazy foreign… thing… swearing at me. Pathetic, Rio. Pathetic.

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13 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Travis says:
    January 25, 2011 at 7:25 am

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Actually, feeling any emotion is impossible – my brain aches, though.
    You sure this ain’t the metaworld, and this isn’t actually the True End?

  • Kurogane Shiroikaze says:
    January 25, 2011 at 7:37 am

    Don’t forget Anya tree stacking.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kXOoeQowY

  • GF202020 says:
    January 25, 2011 at 8:28 am

    …you think a show with the title “Rio RAINBOW Gate” wouldn’t make the heroine a lesbian?

  • Mesousa says:
    January 25, 2011 at 8:46 am

    “Clothes explode on missed shots, but unfortunately, they only miss four between them and a hat, arm band, and two buttons off shorts and a vest betwen them combined. There’s not even a metaworld. Just some crazy foreign… thing… swearing at me. Pathetic, Rio. Pathetic”

    Quoting Miyako Uehara; “What the hell are you talking about?”

  • Nanaya says:
    January 25, 2011 at 10:21 am

    At some point in every girl’s life, she finds herself prone to urges and different influences that lead her to play stripSkeep shooting for the sake of her close-when-naked friend.

    Ok, I have no idea what I was babbling about, I typed that while trying remember enough of Nanoha to get the reference. The funny thing is, I think they did pretty much everything but actually confirm they were lesbians, including adopting a kid. I wonder if the standards of the times had anything to do with that, or if it was just half-decent writing not to scream it in our faces.

  • Draith says:
    January 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Lesbian heroines make all shows better.

  • Anonymous says:
    January 25, 2011 at 11:49 am

    the only casino in the world without any kind of security

  • Anonymous says:
    January 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Is that some sort of vending machine roulette… thing?

    This show continues to be so strange, and yet so entertaining.

  • shuffleair says:
    January 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Meh. At least next Tuesday won’t be so boring. Will you blog the first episode of Houkago no Pleiades?

    • Aroduc says:
      January 25, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      Maybe. I’m still not convinced that it’s an actual show and not something like Candy Boy.

  • Ryugan Ric says:
    January 25, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    i dont know what is happening anymore in this show…..this vending machine game duel whatever just blows my mind….and people complain about card games on motorcicles

  • alex says:
    January 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    I think this is one of the better shows this season

  • rincewind says:
    January 27, 2011 at 1:29 am

    Lesbian make everything better… still no watching this. :P

    No chance for blogging Madoka, Aroduc? You can have a lot of fun with epilectics trees!