天下制覇

That damn cabbage has done lasting damage to food animation in anime.

Impressions:

Just another trashy harem thing, same as a trillion others, mostly with some girl's name. Alya, Nagatoro, Amagami, etc etc. He's the awkward dude, perpetually upsetting his fettucine, or whatever it is the children say these days. She's the quirky manic pixie girl who is irresistibly drawn to his awkward proportions and pasta handling inadequacies, teasing him about being attracted to her while platonically tickling him. As teenagers do. But seriously, why does his torso keep looking so weird to me? Is it because he has literally no stomach in all these distance shots? Are his pants hiked up really high? Am I going insane?

An actual relationship in the heat of a tickle fight is about the only thing that maybe would have made this tolerable, but that would've meant progression and development, and that ain't what we're here for. She's the second cutest according to his endless internal narration. Which is different from the cutest. Who the OP promises is also part of the harem. As does the end of the episode. Way to commit to the premise, guys. I almost miss when these things did have nonstop panty shots. That felt more honest and less manipulative.