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You can't just say someone's blue, you weirdo.

Impressions:

Well, one of the action shows had to suck this week, and unsurprisingly, it's this one. I know I say it often, but seriously, what would have been lost had the episode started at the fifteen minute mark? There still would've been plenty of recap, and around five minutes of bad schtick from the hapless children he's dragging around. We just would've skipped… ten minutes of recap and another five minutes of schtick from the hapless children. Why are they even bothering dressing up at all if they're immediately going to whip out weaponry and start mutilating the hired help? They had to sneak in undetected? In an event with a naked dude breathing fire and one fifth of Cirque Du Soleil? Maybe pay a little more attention so people's jackets aren't randomly disappearing instead?

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