天下制覇

The statusiest of screens.

Impressions:

Yup. Exactly as atrocious as it appeared. Of the variety where the protagonist unleashes a nonstop diarrhea of internal narration despite nothing more exciting happening than browsing some menus. Which it shows each and every one of, in close-up for god only knows what reason. Because maybe showing the fully status screen at any time would overwhelm the minds of the people who like these kinds of things, and you've got to hold something back to tease them for later.

I don't even want to play the game of "how would you salvage this?" because it pretty much starts with "make a completely different show." Have a story. Have characters. Have some animation. Have some comedy. Have anything. I can at least tell in those vapid (non) romance things where it's intending for a moment to have been cute or funny, even if it in no way was, but this just has its premise. He was reincarnated as a vending machine. That's it. That's your joke. No further comedy, story, or anything required. Eat your reincarnation slop.