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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK AT A NORMAL VOLUME.

Impressions:

And here we have UQ Holder's first episode again, but with less fanservice and more screaming, which leaves me without much to say. It's just as generic as literally the last 'new' show I watched? It strikes no new territory, and does so without any life in the visuals and shouting irratatingly the entire time? It sure does spend a lot of time doing absolutely nothing, and the little it does is the exact same thing as five hundred other shows just like it? And when it does come time to impress with action or whatever, it barely even bothers to pretend like it's half-assing that?

You can probably just look at the caps, note that his jaw is always hinged open wide enough to swallow a keeshond whole, and get the general picture. Amazingly, the accomplishment that sets it apart from UQ Holder's first episode is that somehow, even less happens, yet it spends more time narrating it. Hell, they go to red to show how SUPER DEADLY chains are (before showing that they did basically no actual damage), and then spend about about twenty seconds talking to himself about how strong it was. The 'plot' here also only gets as far as the pissant jackass getting the dark power. You'll have to wait until next week to see if he uses it to defeat the random mook. I guess they also begin with the rival instead of the mentor. One is tall and blonde. One is tall and has dark hair. One is tied up with vines. One is tied up with chains. Completely different then. Not following the same tired formula to a goddamned T at all.

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