The Outcast #01 — World’s Flimsiest Zombies
July 9th, 2016
WHAT IS GOING ON I AM YELLING WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING TO ME YELLING?
As I said last night, I've got some logistical stuff to do for a little bit in about half an hour. I'm not yet sure the extent of it. Could take 15 minutes. Could take an hour. I'll get to the rest of Saturday morning's shows once I'm done. At least those I care to.
Impressions:
Girl fighting zombies, or dishtowel sitting in a hole, making faces and yelling. Which of these two things sounds like it would be more interesting? If you said the latter, then great! Here's a show that caters to your unique tastes. You'll also be excited to learn that zombies can be killed by stabbing them anywhere. Mouth, stomach, chest, all weak points. Hell, a hard kick to knock a couple over is apparently enough to keep them from being a threat any more. The ones in this world would probably die from a bad hangnail. At least they're consistent in that every member of this supposed family is dumb as rocks with the social graces of a bonobo.
I guess it's supposed to be an action show, but there was very little focus on the action for me to fully believe that. Too much 'comedic' screaming for it to even be pretending at horror, despite all the close-ups of pigeon faces. The male lead is of the constantly screaming his head off variety, while the female lead is of the socially imbecilic but it's funny for some reason magic sister girlfriend flavor. Both are obnoxious on their own, but somehow even worse when briefly put together. Together, they either fight or yell at zombies that could be defeated by a stiff breeze… which is good news for the yelly guy, I guess.
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I can hear the screaming from looking at the screenshots, yikes.