School-Live #09 — Obligatory Swimsuit Episode

September 3rd, 2015

  

Who needs zombies anyway?

Impressions:

Lest you think this episode was entirely fanservice filler, after playing in the pool for about 18 minutes, they then got naked and took a group shower. So yes, this episode was entirely fanservice filler with copious shots of asses and lacks of chests, and I imagine the only thing anybody will be talking about is Zombie Teacher in the closing 3 seconds where they begin to ruin the “slow down music effect” by beating that horse to death. Because she is apparently the only person any of them knew or cared about in the entire zombie horde that’s perpetually around the school, and escaped being eaten relatively uneated somehow. I’ve always wondered that about zombies and zombie movies. It’s like they get tired after a couple non-brain bites if it happens off-screen, but every on screen death usually involves being torn limb from limb before the head cracked open and the tasty Cadbury filling inside is eaten. What camera whores zombies are.

Anyway, pointless episode. Full-on padding mode still aiming for what is sure to be an utterly anti-climactic end.

Next Episode:

 

I hope your dog is dead.

Posted in School-Live | 5 Comments »

5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • dom says:
    September 3, 2015 at 7:53 am

    They have run away from the school and are now in a university with a 10 year old loli that they picked up a long the way.

  • v1cious says:
    September 3, 2015 at 8:01 am

    “I hope your dog is dead”

    …

  • Sanjuro says:
    September 3, 2015 at 1:25 pm

    All glory to the Hypnotoad.

  • Opulent Rag says:
    September 3, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    oh my GAAAAAAAWD~, This was just torture! I mean, I like fanservice, even shameless fanservice, but eight episodes of this nonsense – nothing even remotely interesting or suspenseful happening since the pilot plotwise- and now we near the season’s end with OVAs that pretend to be filler episodes. Even for moe anime this sucks.