天下制覇

  

Only lesbians get to have sex it seems.

Impressions:

This is such a Sunrise camera angle. Another fairly dull episode for this show. The threesome teleported to a ruined city where almost the first thing they did was stumble over a computer that cheerfully tells them about the end of the world. Sure, the world may be destroyed, but the computers, displays, and chintzy gift stores are completely unscathed. As is all the infrastructure. Just need to plug your ship into the sex hotel and you’re good to go! And… that’s kind of it.

I guess Tusk’s more pragmatic approach and not dealing with her crap turns her to Team Penis was probably supposed to be the meat of the episode, but I don’t really know why that needed to be something everything was put on pause for an entire episode for. Plus, it was just a kiss when they’ve already been throwing around anal probing and lesbian orgies like it’s nothing at all. He’s blueballed at the end by the dragon amazons after finally reaching first base anyway. That’s even after she drags him into the honeymoon suite, gets naked, and puts them both in frilly pink bathrobes, and forces him into bed with her. Just do her already, you pansy. Then again, the dragon was watching them, screaming, not to mention that obnoxious music blaring through the entire prolonged, awful scene. Learn some damn brevity, Japan.

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