Chaika #09 — A Whole Big Fat Lot of Absolutely Nothing

June 4th, 2014

  

They’ve stopped even pretending otherwise.

Impressions:

What is it with Japan lately and magical powers fueled by memories? Was The Neverending Story 2 some kind of big thing that didn’t reach them until 2010 and then took the entire country by storm and we’re just now seeing the effects of that? And yes, that little 15 second conversation is more interesting than like… the entire rest of the episode which features such astonishing other reveals and developments like “there are poor people who blame the rich,” “that girl like likes that one guy,” and “they go shopping!”

And then there’s the obligatory maudlin flashbacks of everybody dying. The most bizarre part is how their surrogate father/trainer/whatever looks like a fusion between the two, and anime genetics as they are, means that he’s probably their kid, likely time traveling from the future to train them to defeat him because the wizard lives on in his arm. See how easy it is to write something more interesting than “they go shopping” and “they also go shopping, but have to check two or three places because they’re all out of magic?” Or was that the plot of one of the Metal Gear Solids?

Next Episode:

Darkness.

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7 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    Now that’s the kind of review I like to read. Dunno what you put into your drink while watching but I’d just recommend to stick with it.

    PS: MGS is nanomachines.

  • anise_punter says:

    I don’t miss Red!Chaika like I miss Black Bullet’s clown guy but those episodes were definitely better than these last two.

  • FlameStrike says:

    Now THIS is how you bore someone with a bottle episode! They spent an entire episode stalling to avoid getting into a plot point (The fortress) raised like 2 episodes ago. At least in NG NL they had character development and set up plot points for future episodes. If someone was watching Chaika and they accidentally skipped this episode, they’d never even notice. The only thing they’ll miss is Tooru’s story about Hasumin, which likely will be forgotten as fast as Fredrica forgot Dominica. It’ll never be relevant again.

  • The Phantom says:

    They rushed the fights only to slow to crawl on fillers. Why I a not surprised?. How about animating h̶i̶d̶d̶e̶n̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶f̶ saboteur villa vs bandits?

    Hopefully the will finally do something on the next episode.

  • elior1 says:

    the offical trailer of the new sailor moon has finally been released now it will be aired for sure this summer. here the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Ft3viBgtQ

    • Aroduc says:

      I don’t get it. You’re showing me a bunch of pans over space and a moon because… why?

      Or is it the dutch wife with her mouth permanently stuck open?

    • The Phantom says:

      I thought it was a joke… just nevermind. I never saw the original show but this certainly does not look like an improvement, at least visually, the main girl actually looks kinda uglier.