The Aesthetics of an Antihero #10 — Word of the Day: Garrulous

September 6th, 2012

 

Loquacious works too.

Impressions:

Good lord. I don’t think that I’m allowed to complain about Campione or Horizon’s fights being too talkative after this episode. Not that it’ll stop me, but good lord. They literally struggled with their swords together for two or three straight minutes, rambling at each other the whole time. There are Tolkein Elven songs more interesting and less wordy than your generic robble robble RPG OH NO MAGIC nonsense. And we know it’s all true and important because talking heads said that it was. Forget showing anything. They said RARR EVIL.

So let’s move on to the ‘interesting’ part where Pinky showed her mastery of Japanese first aid. When someone is poisoned, first you strip them naked, then you strip naked too and suck on the wound. It also helps if you grind your nipples against their chest and rub your genitalia against theirs until you orgasm. That’s the best way to warm people up. Isn’t she supposed to be a mage? Or at least know well enough to not be screaming and attracting attention while they’re being hunted?

Preview:

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • shadow says:

    the male winner have his girl adornament only good for sex ( the girl )

  • jingoi says:

    Don’t care how alpha he, unless akatsuki shows strong interest in a girl (like Yuzuha) not named miu I can’t bother anymore. Anyone that knows about the LN plot tell me does akatsuki want more girls or is he miu-sexual?

  • tylon says:

    Just a bit from the LN:
    – In fact, Miu is an elemental spell mage (currently: wind/lightning based). She is not capable of casting healing spell. A candidate for Maou is capable to use healing spell!? What sort of RPG is this!!!
    – By using wind magic, Miu could carry him to the base for medical treatment. However, the journey itself might create problem for him. She had considered the possibility of an interaction of the magic spell with the poison.
    – The skill, 錬環勁氣功, is not only capable of creating an antidote to the poison, it will create an (incredible) defensive barrier from magic (which deterred the healing treatment in another incident).

    – Akatsuki could not stand any girl to cry. Thus, he will do anything (stupid) to divert their intention of crying.
    – Akatsuki is fine with any girls. However, he will not cross the line. He might leave this world upon completing his wish. This will sadden the girls that are left behind.

  • FREE-KLAC-ZING says:

    yep it on boss akatsuki vs phil give look more to it.

    give phil playing mind games & yet doing his own reasons include beat up people in school get info on boss akatsuki even go far smash leon’s grave cue beat up phil mode beam ball blast.

    even trying used miu as shield & drop sword yep boss many steps ahead cue rapid punch attack down goes phil.

    yet miu try to drown herself to stop all this but boss akatsuki said NO cause think of everyone also why she exist cause boss akatsuki will protect it all.

    oops seem boss is bit poison so miu try to heal go for “rub” heal but boss more fast quicker healer give get a kiss from miu would help too.

    all good but phil just now cash in his money in the bank for round 2.

    to be continued…