天下制覇

I just realized that I have no memory at all of what the last two seasons of this show were about.

Impressions:

It’s actually quite a blessing that they didn’t spend any of this recapping past events. For one, the entire episode was filled with revelations of path happenings. Like "Oh yeah, Colbert’s tapping Kirche," and "That’s right, the sword can talk, can’t it?" It’s even more fortunate because they can now safely rehash season two without anybody being the wiser. It’s time for them to A.) Join the clergy because the androgynous pope makes all their ovaries tingle and that’s our ‘quest’ for the season apparently, and B.) Tiff to summon a hero, and the only person that makes her ovaries tingle is Saito. However could this turn out? Louise has to yell at him to go do her be with her if he likes her so much, so hey! We’ve got our melodrama for the season all charted out already too. Throw in another fighter plane or a tank and we’re ready to roll.

So pretty much business as usual around here. At least for awhile. About five minutes from the end, JC Staff apparently gassed the writer’s room. With what is better left to the imagination. There’s the least secure castle ever, without a single guard within earshot, even after the villains du jour apparently blew up a wall. Then somehow, everybody’s on the roof. Muttonchops also hits Saito with his only weakness, a small rock. Maybe we should have had that come from behind Saito, eh? Or maybe a surprise attack instead of floating into the air right in front of him, compressing, then finally actually moving. Then it wasn’t until morning that the guards arrived to take away Muttonchops in chains while Saito and Louise make out in front of Tiff’s balcony, making her moist.

Preview:

A whole lot of blasphemy.