Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere #02 — Tutorial Section

October 8th, 2011

 

Where’s the damned skip button?

Impressions:

Meh. Infodump episode. It actually reminded me a lot of Tales of Symphonia’s awful start where the history is very transparently spewed out under the guise of a school lecture. They tried to spice it up a little bit by the various cast members slacking off in their own ways, showing a sort of generic "world ending" animation instead of just talking heads, Kimi airgroping breasts, or Toori simply waving his penis at random things, but the vast majority of the episode basically just dull, tedious exposition with only slightly more life and attempts to make it interesting than F-Zero’s. At least it was only twenty minutes instead of forty. 

The only particularly exciting part of the episode was the Aoi siblings tagteaming the girl that is more drillhair than girl in order to grope her lack-of-breasts. The rest of it could be gleaned from about three to four minutes on the Wikipedia entry for it. Hopefully next week will be back to action, class antics, Toori waving his penis at other things, or just twenty minutes of him and Kimi sexually harassing the class.

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6 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Kunagisa says:

    Given how people are so confused by episode 1 I guess this is a good episode to slow down and orient the viewers.

    To be fair, the tutorial section’s fairly small, rest of it is Masazumi trying to dig into the past. There are quite a bit of plot points introduced too. I do agree that Kimi is the bestest sister out there though.

  • Wha says:

    Jesus christ, even with animelogic how does she even stand up. That’s not hair, thats a freaking Mothra cocoon latched onto her. It probably functions as a second set of legs or something.

  • Random Prinny says:

    I saw image 32,and the first thought to pop into my mind was “Burger King.”

  • missingno. says:

    are those… giant dreadlocks?

  • Adam says:

    Oh man, my universe is so god damn deep man. *20 minutes of exposition*
    We now return you to your regular scheduled broadcast of Boobs and Hair.