Dramatic Teenagers: Horny Version #01 — Abreast

April 2nd, 2026

 

To be fair, they're all horny.

AKA Killed Again, Detective? The dramatic teenager bit is done. Thankfully, Friday is a rest day before the Saturday onslaught. …Probably. Who knows any more with all the random webcasts though. Also, just for the record, I'm aware of the rice girls show, but it's A.) only the first half is actually animated, while the second ten minutes is spent doing literal slideshow presentation about rice and cooking, and B.) an advertisement for… rice. Which tracks since it's a bunch of mascot characters made to sell rice who have pulled this crap before. 

Impressions:

Ostensibly about detectives and mysteries, but it doesn't actually get to any mystery until around 20 minutes in, at which point it dramatically announces the title to the show, and its premise, in case you had somehow started watching it with your eyes closed. Including the entire opening. And the commercial eyecatches. The actual content was another twenty minutes of manzai, complete with the dude falling over for 'comedic' moments to indicate that a joke had been made, which to me, ruins the deadpan delivery. But this time, with extra boobs and fauning over a hapless dude. As if we weren't getting that in all the other shows today already.

It takes forever to even reach the premise, and its whopping three and a half characters are hardly the cast needed for an actual mystery, especially when two of them are just busty teenage girls whose entire personalities are how horny they are for the protagonist and how much the camera can zoom in on their cleavage. One is deadpan and has giant boobs. The other is spunky and has a large rack. The protagonist himself… exists. That's the greatest compliment I can pay to him. He at least doesn't repeat himself seven times like cheat power dudes do, but contributes nothing to the non-events not-occurring in the episode anyway. He's just a sack of meat that takes entirely too long to be stabbed, and for no payoff at that. 

   

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