Paradox Live #01 — The We’re Gonna Bang You Song
October 3rd, 2023
…Kay.
Impressions:
I love how this has an absolutely bizarre first 30 seconds or so, it spits up a generic godawful CGI concert, then a narrator steps in to gravely announce that a magical metal was discovered that exclusively works on rap, allowing rappers to use magic. And then it proceeds to ignore literally all of that for the rest of the episode. They're bringing back some concert venue! Nothing about them being rap wizards. Nothing about the crazy mad scientists in labs cackling about their magical rap metal. Instead? A screaming VTuber cat MC. One dude is throwing up in a sink at the end, I guess. In a realistic show, it'd be because of all the heroin he's on, but here, probably magical rap metal illness.
Which also somehow makes it exactly like every other one of these weird gacha boy band pitching things. Yes, I know there's CDs and artbooks here, not gacha, but it's virtually identical to Hypnosis Mic in every way. I'm willing to be that you could swap episodes between the two and people might not even notice.
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