天下制覇

These techniques are not Cesar Millan approved.

Impressions:

Wow, it does exist after all! And it is every bit as ridiculous as the source. In the bad way. From using Jedi mind tricks to make dogs obey, to leashing a dude and choking him out to show what it's like to have a berserk dog on a leash. So as far as fidelity to actual dog training and interaction with animals in general, it's a bit less realistic than Dr. Doolittle. There isn't just a checklist of things to do that instantly turn a thrashing out-of-control dog into a perfectly behaved animal, nor is some literally random dog going to obey you when you snap if you have sufficient Alpha Dog energy. So mixing up this nonsense with bits where it pretends like it's actually teaching proper dog training techniques… not the wisest.

But I have confirmed that this, the final new show of the fall season does indeed exist, and into the memory hole it can immediately go. Farewell, you weird nonsense.