天下制覇

Only three or four status screens. What restraint.

Impressions:

Make that two shows. Most of this show is spent yelling "THIS IS JUST LIKE MY RPGS!" Eventually, that gives way to his sister rubbing herself on him and him yelling "THAT IS SO RAVEN MY SISTER!" and "HER STATS ARE MAXIMUM!" If there is a saving grace, it's that whenever it wants to do 4 seconds of action, it does genuinely animate it fairly well. On the other hand, those bits of animation only come in 4 second bits, once every eight or so minutes, so if you're expecting some kind of elaborate fight scene amidst the yelling, you're not getting it.

At least nobody's a slave yet, and all the violence is cartoonish rather than the gore porn power fantasies that many of these aspire to. Like most of the cheat power dreck this season, it's firmly positioning itself as a comedy more than a power fantasy, but it is still both, and possesses not a single creative bone in its body, nor any ambitions to anything that this godawful subgenre doesn't already do four or five times a season. The blood will continue to be wrung from this stone until the hand is nothing but a bone. And then the bone will be ground to dust.