天下制覇

Camera sure does like her chest.

Am I the only one annoyed by all these AT-X shows airing at 5 am my time? Probably yes. When did they completely take over Wednesdays anyway?

Impressions:

Good god, does this think highly of its dialogue, and I could not for the life of me tell you why. After ten minutes, they've stated the premise, the premise contained in the title of the show, mind you, and then spent the rest of the time arguing about who gets to be the older sibling. And it doesn't help that the music can only charitably be called "random noise." The rest of the episode is spent objectifying the girl with close-ups of her skirt before abandoning all pretense and just dropping her in the bath and then a towel for the rest of the episode. Appropriately, by the end of it, she gets stuffed in a couch, because sometimes, our cliches really do need to be that on the nose.

If you thought shows like the Brady Bunch or Full House were just far too fast paced and story oriented, well, here you go. None of the plot, story, or character development of a 90s sitcom, instead, light T&A and dialogue far enough up its own ass that you'd need a proctologist to edit it. No doubt it thinks that it's clever putting forth a two minute long winded explanation of how time works and how that makes one technically older than the other, but it caused me physical pain, even before they got to their little "I totally hate you, but I bet I can give you boners" continued spat.