天下制覇

No more transformation sequence, please. Ever.

Impressions:

This is one of the things that I skipped in the season preview because it's a spinoff of Little Battlers aka Danbooru Senki. I set the line in the sand for myself that I'd cover it if it did something like stab a girl with a ballista or the like. It didn't. It's a stealth "transported to another world" show instead. She finds a toy, it spits her into another world where everything is CGI enhanced. They fight some mecha spiders.

Why I'm mentioning it at all is because I want other people to marvel at and/or be horrified by a show that has a three minute long transformation sequence. Do you understand how long three minutes is? I'm really not kidding. Look at this nonsense. If you were trying to play the Sailor Moon drinking game where you had to chug for as long as a canned sequence was going, this would literally kill you. And the same repetitive twenty second loop is playing through the entire thing, slowly driving you mad. They're not even good or unique transformation sequences! Skirt, arm, boobs, legs, back, then a hula hoop to cover up "all the rest."

Yeeeah, no. And that's even before I mention that the episode ends with them crash landing in a hot spring.