Azur Lane #09 — Golf
December 5th, 2019
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Non-Impressions:
You know what? I'm just going to start working on the Winter season preview next week. This season is the worst. I don't even know what this episode was supposed to be. The fanservice episode covered in steam? Yeah, I get that. The nose episode? Not sure, but it's probably someone's fetish and did ostensibly have some fighting. This episode? It's just basically a montage of the entire extended cast bumbling about, devoid of any plot, purpose, or anything. I thought for a moment it might be just too-long setup to get to advertising some golf-costume promotion for the game, but that was just a momentary side thing it did. Is this what all these gacha shows are like? Only worse because this is apparently one of the biggest budget and top-line things? Good god.
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enterprise reverted back to rations because she can’t handle emotions on the battlefield: God why! I was tired of her by episode 3
Everyone is being nice to ayanami because moe and girls: this plot was shit the moment it started (plus the usual non-punishment given to laffey/javelin)
No new panty shots (ayanami recap doesn’t count): Now I’m really bored.
ark royal (the girl holding the apples) should’ve raped all of them.