My Girlfriend is a Virgin Who Tries Too Hard To Be a Slut #01 — ABBREVIATE
October 11th, 2017
All this music came from porn, didn't it?
Impressions:
I'll make the quick and obvious comparison here to the (few) jokes found in that Sister show. Whereas it had random nonsequiturs of "Whip out your dick and do me," the response was always a tepid or flat "no." Here, we have exchanges like "I am acting like a sadist." "Huh?" "Here is a sadist thing to say." "You have misunderstood something." So basically, all it does is draw out the joke about four times as long, and deliver it in a monotone instead of with glee. At least, when it's not just zooming in on jiggling breasts or leering at thighs. I guess for a while, it didn't scream much. Then the brown haired childhood friend took over and it did. So can't even give it points for that. Hell, the 'quirky' personalities she affects aren't even outside the norm for these kinds of shows. If you said a character referred to males as their slaves, that only narrows it down to seventeen thousand five hundred and sixty eight high school comedies.
That may, however, still be selling it too highly because the vast majority of what it has is jack squat. It's half-assing both the comedy and the romance, while the artists and composer both thought they were making porn. And damn, did the composer come straight from seedy porn? At least aside from the bits where he just told his kid to badly play the recorder for a little while. This thing is a confused mess. The only consistent thing is that every 30 seconds will have a boob jiggle. Well, and that all the characters are dumb as bricks with the personalities to match.
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I get it, this Girls consumed to much Porn Videos and now thinking the World of Porn are the real thing