7-O 3-X #01 — The Green Radioactive Glow of Trivia

July 4th, 2017

 

It's like hulking out, only it slows time to a crawl and then you pull a random factoid out of your ass.

This aired at 10am Pacific. I have no idea why it took goddamned 5 hours to pop up.

Impressions:

And I wish it hadn't at all. This was every painful sports show, except that instead of the homoerotic overtures, it instead had a sack of crap protagonist who spends about 80% of the episode narrating how godawful he is. And leering at girls. We're supposed to get on his side when he overcomes his crippling insecurity and… buzzes in instead of fantasizing about underwear. It then takens him around 35 seconds in between buzzing and actually answering because this crap is more drawn out that Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. For some reason, he turns neon green during this time. It's possible that he does so every time he thinks, and there's only those moments in this show where his brain kicks in.

There's also the lead girl, who wins one of the rare distinctions of being bad enough at voice acting that I have to note it. I had to look her up, wondering if it was someone decent just phoning it in like the rest of the show, but nope, it's some random pop star who's basically never done this before and probably there just to sell some CDs. Fantastic. A+ work all around, guys.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Anonymous says:

    What the hell is the show’s title about

  • Oesm says:

    To the protagonist: YOU LOOK CUTE. HAVE YOU LOOKED YOURSELF IN A DAMN MIRROR?!