天下制覇

Pray it never meets Dick Wolf.

Impressions:

Well, this somehow managed to be even dumber than hypnotic boobs. Her gimmick is just that her ass is magic. She does nothing. It just chases people around while she fantasizes about homosexual pornography. Which they all stopped the match to discuss. Not even the peanut gallery explaining it. Everyone just stopped doing anything to have a long conversation about their hopes and dreams. And yet, this would be leading to a vibrating ass attack, which worked because the asswolf is apparently vulnerable to vibrators. This was shown with a closeup of their cameltoe. Sigh…

I think the thing that about the actual match did (as opposed to them pausing to chat about it) that annoys me the most though is how much it faffed around about how much Nozomi was struggling when 100% of the times she did anything, it worked perfectly. It was about 12 minutes of handwringing over how great asswolf girl was and shots of asswolf roaring, 10 seconds of vibroass, and then 30 seconds of her exploding super special attack which one-shot the asswolf. I'd say 'immediately one-shot it', but the explosion took the better part of a minute and had multiple cuts to the peanut gallery to ooh and aah over how great it was. Her last resort when backed into a corner was… her first resort weeks ago and her one and only special move. I'm already granting your asswolves massive lattitude here, writers, so let's endeavor to keep the rest of the narrative within the realm of not-painfully-imbecilic. "Has special attack –> Special attack fails –> Pulls out come from behind win" is juuuuuuust a tad bit different from "Has special attack –> Waffles for a while –> Finally bothers to try special attack and wins."