天下制覇

With all the excitement of radishes.

Impressions:

Episodes like this are precisely what montages are made to replace. X is given some training exercise, sucks at it, gets frustrated, has minor epiphany, instantly masters it. Mulan covered this in approximately three and a half minutes, with about four times as many exercises, a catchy tune, slapstick, and a wink and nod towards gender roles, not to mention advancing the plot. This has some close-ups of tits and crotches, took about seven times longer to endure, characters and plot are utterly indistinguishable from the start and finish, and the only thing approaching melodic were occasion shrieks from being groped or getting a stick in the boob.