天下制覇

If there's no penetration, it's not porn!

A little belated, but this was pre-broadcast on Nico sans OP and ED (presumably, it was only 20.5 minutes). Actual broadcast begins on Tuesday, July 5th. On AT-X, you perverts.

Impressions:

This begins in the honeymoon suite with a disco ball spinning and a girl masturbating on some guy's leg. I am not being coy here. She spends 90 sends humping his leg to orgasm until he helps by grabbing her ass and spreading it while light erupts around them in a haphazard attempt to censor it. She leaves, and another one comes in to be molested. Thankfully (?), before that can happen, he gets sucked into a flashback, showing that the intro was actually a flashforward, and then he and one of the Tit Bearers get sucked into flashbacks within the flashbacks before stripping in public and masturbating through a transformation sequence to another orgasm. Then she would get knocked out of the sky and need to be molested.

And yet, I think the most impressive thing that this accomplished was that it managed to take shoving heavy artillery into a robo-monster's mouth and make it boring. The action is speedlines with little plinks showing supposed fire. When something needs to die, they cut far off into the distance to show an exposion. And obviously, around a third of the damn episode is spent on just straight up softcore pornography. Which the dickless protagonist has to be henpecked into and then berated for doing it. Therein lies the difference between him and, say, the hero of that Antihero show who went around groping everyone, and what ultimately sinks this more than any amount of pornographic material orl non-animated action ever could. He is not a character. He is not an actor in this story. He is literally just a sex toy for the females to masturbate on. And they ain't winning any awards for personality either.