天下制覇

So very many penises.

Impressions:

Seems that we're right back into padding and filler territory, and with them returns the rain of dicks. Haku spends the entire episode sulking in his tent while everyone else tries to cheer him up, then all the men get drunk, a clown tries to rape a little boy, everyone strips naked, and Haku gets his balls punched off while the clown orgasms. You think I'm exaggerating, but I assure you that I am not, and however you're imagining it was, I guarantee you it was more boring and tedious than that. Again, I might have a little more sympathy for Haku if he was an actual character, or at the very least, had tried or had some personal investment in the Godzilla attack instead of standing there, staring, for a good five to ten minutes. I'm so helpless in the face of this that I'm going to… continue doing exactly the same thing that I do when faced with the horrible threat of having to shingle a roof. Let's also not forget that he saw some kid get messily bitten in half of him at the very start of this show and was able to shake that off within about 5 seconds. Your protagonist is terrible, show, and we did not need an entire episode about him getting his nonexistent groove back.

Next Episode:

Fantastic preview, guys.