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Because she’s dressed like a rabbit. And they’re shaped like dicks.

Impressions:

A big departure from the first episode that started decently and then spent the rest of its time boring me to death. This time, it started out by boring me to death and didn’t really pick up in any way until about 15 minutes in when they stumbled upon a bunch of hobos getting attacked by CGI monsters. Even then, it was merely at the averagish level; stuff happening not excutiatingly slowly, but not with any immediacy or tension either. At least that was animated again, although well below last week’s intro sequence. Also, the monsters were a bit… hoppy, which had them moving around like someone crossbred hippos with rabbits. I’m not quite sure how something like that sneaks up on people. Twice.

Also not helping matters was the encounter with the World’s Most Overdesigned Flower-Headed Eyepatched Animal Whisperer Shirtless Gunner hero person thing, who proceeded to hold the World’s Most Willing to Put Anything in His Mouth Man at gunpoint for the better part of five straight minutes. Maybe if we wanted to use that for a cliffhanger, we should’ve popped it up at the cliff instead of half a mile away.

Next Episode:

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